tread lightly. you are taking control of something that was so perfectly imagined and realized that it captured our hearts and souls forever. if you fuck this up, the internet will cut you. do not run it into the ground. do not smear it with horrible ads and change everything we love about it. do not turn it into some kind of frankenstein’d retort to facebook. if my dash ends up looking anything at all like the picture above this article, i will personally lead a meme based revolt against you. there will be no end to my photoshopping of your mom.
you will not come into my house and smash my shit. you have been warned.