you really ought to put the phone down and drive. especially if your driving a tow truck. between two houses. into a pool.
sometimes the bitch won’t hand over the monopoly real estate. sometimes the rooster has to slap a bitch. sometimes a rooster gets plucked.
i’ve often felt that only something as ruthless and bloodthirsty as a domestic cat could properly front stage a death metal band.
long haired boy covers a critical moment in internet history and promptly goes offline in a fit of paranoia.
everyone knows that cats are way better repair specialists than those fat filthy humans.
initial reaction to my discovery and playing of what i think will be a great game from id on the apple app store.
that’s right. asteroids. if you thought doom was amazing, you’re going to love an adaptation from a game that had no plot or back story whatsoever.