the run down

what about me? i’m a guy with long hair who has a lot of interests and likes to occasionally write about them. i have a couple of music projects, one called oxys moros and the other digital death. i don’t do any sort of promoting or shows with them, they’re mostly just for my own amusement. i enjoy my day job and keep my nose clean. but instead of rambling on forever, here’s 107 facts about me, in no particular order:

1. people often mistake me for a girl from behind
2. people usually apologize while laughing nervously when they realize i’m a guy
3. i really miss the pool at my old place
4. i’ve started two different recording projects and may start a third
5. i work out at the gym 5 days a week
6. i like to eat more than i should
7. i play guitar, but not very often
8. i play video games, mostly on my ps3
9. i also play games on my phone, my atari 2600, and sometimes on my computer
10. i’m a web developer by day
11. i think the internet is an unending stream of hilarity and stupidity
12. eating out for lunch is something i look forward to
13. i thought myspace was dead long before it actually was.. or will be… whatever
14. i mostly listen to extremely heavy music
15. i own a pair of lugz
16. i hate having hair on my face
17. i don’t mind having hair in my face
18. i was married
19. i have a pair of jeans so tight you can tell what religion i am
20. i have a lot of t-shirts i never get to wear because of my job
21. i rarely go out
22. i have serious issues with hewlett-packard
23. i prefer linux to windows for servers in a production environment
24. i think windows makes a great workstation
25. people fascinate me
26. i find foreign women especially attractive
27. i’m not big on blondes
28. i own five large fake plants
29. i don’t mind ignorance.. as long as its honest and there’s a willingness to accept new information
30. i drink my breakfast
31. i own things that are far older than i am
32. i prefer cars from the late 90′s, and trucks from the late 80′s
33. dogs irritate me unless they are quiet and somewhere else
34. cats speak my language
35. a bearded dragon lives with me
36. i have a red shag rug in my livingroom
37. i built a lot of my furniture
38. i don’t look at things the same way you do
39. i built most of my computers
40. i grew up in the deep south but i’m not fond of country anything
41. i despise racism
42. i have blue eyes
43. coke zero is my friend, and like most of my friends, it will be going away soon i’m sure
44. there is no particular type of woman for me. my type comes in all shapes and sizes. mostly beautiful.
45. i know that the devil wears prada isn’t just a movie
46. i sit most of the day, and pay for it at the gym
47. people think i’m angry. i’m not. i’m just disappointed in almost everything.
48. my grandparents are dead
49. my parents are divorced
50. my kids live three states over
51. my favorite color is a deep rich red
52. i own an original star wars poster from 1978 featuring darth vader and obi wan fighting with light sabers
53. bluth is my favorite animator and disney is less of a name without him
54. i have a tendency to pick up accents in conversation without meaning to
55. i can be nice to you and still not like you
56. i’ve buried a lot of pets
57. i enjoy yard work
58. i hate the cold, but only if i’m trying to dress down
59. i think a lot of people are way too concerned with what other people are doing
60. i think if you’ve read this far you must be as confused about me as i am most of the time
61. i prefer owning movies to renting them
62. i play and record music i want to listen to, not stuff you want to listen to
63. i prefer beer to liquor
64. i prefer shorts to jeans
65. my hair is worn down most of the time
66. i’ve totaled every car i’ve owned except the last one. somebody else totaled it.
67. my early recordings sound like nothing you’ve ever heard before
68. i think vinyl sounds better than anything digital when its clean
69. i don’t think they’ll ever be able to digitally record higher fidelity audio than what’s on vinyl records
70. i know what an 8track is
71. my first recording featured samples from the tv and included the muppet babies’ gonzo
72. my parents were strict
73. i’ve been on very few actual “dates” involving dinner and movies and such
74. i have the license plate from the last car i totaled and walked away from
75. i’m 34 years old and i think i’m starting to look it
76. i’ve never been with anyone my own age
77. most of the people i’ve been with were older than me
78. i have skateboards hanging from my walls
79. i have one oil painting that i made
80. i have one oil painting my ex made
81. i think my ex wants her painting back but she’ll never see it again
82. i love to cook breakfast but i only have time on the weekends
83. i wrote an entire album that made no sense at all and sounds like techno death
84. i was married before i was able to buy beer
85. i’ve moved 18 times and will be moving again soon i’m sure
86. i live downtown in a city
87. i enjoy watching extreme sports
88. the stereo in my truck is busted, so i just listen to the engine
89. i’ve never jumped out of a plane but i hope to change that
90. i’ve never bungee jumped but i hope to change that
91. i have some of the most insane dreams at times that leave me seeing things from a very different perspective for the rest of the day
92. i dream in color and in vivid detail
93. i wrote a song about losing bunny slippers
94. i wrote a song about yarn and chocolate
95. i have music for sale on itunes
96. one of my favorite brands is sony, but i’m not a fanboy. if they made total shit i’d like another brand instead
97. i’ve been coding for the web since 1996
98. i’m a hardware junkie
99. sometimes i relive things in my head i wish i could forget
100. i want to record more instrumentals
101. i wish i knew a female singer that didn’t sound like the chick from evanescence
102. i think halestorm is bad ass
103. one day i’ll write an iphone app
104. i walk to work, even if its cold outside
105. i have a very short attention span, especially when it comes to drama
106. i used to have killer parties at my old house. it had a pool and a nice yard… and now its gone
107. i have zero faith in humanity as a species