a 31 year old woman arrested on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication decided that her breasts weren’t just there to look at, but were instead a tool of destruction and mayhem.
while changing into her hot new prison threads, she engaged the female deputy in open combat by spraying breast milk in the deputy’s face. as healthy as breast milk is, i’m sure the deputy didn’t feel the wonderful loving bond that it so often brings.
i’m sure there’s some kind of achievement or trophy involved here, but the only thing the boozer got was a felony charge and a $10,000 bond. hopefully the deputy won’t mutate into some kind of crazy milk monster.