its been smashed, skated on, blended, and pawed at. in other words, well received by the net-verse.
who cares if we use paper clips instead of medical grade parts? its not like anyone will notice.
breaking hearts is easy when you freeze them before slamming them on the floor.
you never know when you’re going to need to replay a scene from the “the italian job.”
the perfect cake for vegetarian portal fans. provided they have a sense of humor about meat that isn’t really meat.
why cast the spirits out when you can bottle them up and hand them off to the highest bidder for a couple grand?
the best tools of destruction are the ones god gave you.
its amazing what officials do when they think nobody’s looking. but playing video games?
any port in a storm, but a dumpster? that’s no way to treat a lady. at least get a cheap hotel and a six-pack.
one of the great things about never throwing anything away is that you have things you can take apart to see how they work. here we explore what you can really get from that old vcr.