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robot unicorn attack!

robot unicorn attack!
an intriguing mix of 1980's magical whimsy and dismemberment

feeling whimsical? maybe a little magical? like unicorns and robots and rainbows and severed heads? have we got the game for you! adult swim is hosting yet another amazing example of how well they know their audience.

basically the game consists of a robot unicorn that can run, turbo boost, and jump. all you have to do is keep from falling or running into certain obstacles. seems easy enough, and it is.

so what’s the attraction? fucking robot unicorns that get their severed heads put on display when they fail. we’ve all wanted to do something gruesome to those stupid pansy-ass unicorns, and now we can. we can run them off a cliff. I’ll be playing more of this game in the future.

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