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My Petition To Allow Esk8s Anywhere Bicycles Can Go

My Petition To Allow Esk8s Anywhere Bicycles Can Go

An adventure in discovering the cognitive dissonance surrounding electric skateboards, what people think they are, and the hatred some cyclists have for them.

Volusia county’s finest shot Derek in the face over some weed

they shot him in the fucking face over an alleged "217" grams of weed. he was unarmed, and no guns were in the house at all.

sales etiquette: just give me my damned card back

Just some healthy advice for those of you not running a register for customers with eight hands. Just hand me the card back. Christ.

look mommy, my butt says “cute!”

yes dear, it certainly does. that's because mommy wants you to grow up an objectified piece of meat just like she is so that you can also participate in the sexually repressed yet morally corrupt playground of filth that is the dichotomy of american society.

orlando homeless step up their game

its a dangerous world out there, filled with smelly sexist assholes willing to assault your self esteem lest you hand over a cigarette immediately.
hey jerk face: sidewalk chicken ruins lives

hey jerk face: sidewalk chicken ruins lives

or at least your shirt when you lose to a arrogant power tie sporting asshole on a cellphone who is closing deals instead of watching where his overpriced leather loafers are talking him.
elevator etiquette

elevator etiquette

this simple 5 step elevator etiquette tutorial will have you on your way to not irritating the shit out of me in no time.

the chilling effects of modern social media on free speech

or, as an alternate title, "why i can't post whatever i damn well please"; my state of the net address relating to social posting and blogging.

the irrelevancy of sexual orientation

Entirely too much focus has been given to the sexual orientation of people by the media. It is my opinion that a person's sexual orientation is irrelevant beyond the boundaries of the relationship that the person is in. Unfortunately, very few people seem to feel this way. Unfortunately there are still fag hating cross burning bigots out there who give us reason to glorify the fact that two guys are are in love. You know, in the name of equal rights and all that.
gentlemen: stand up for your fruit juice and liquor

gentlemen: stand up for your fruit juice and liquor

dudes! stand of your fruit & liquor! chix think they got this shit all t themselves! fuck that!
the real problem with your computer… is you

the real problem with your computer… is you

stop treating your computer like a piece of trash and you might actually get what you want out of it.