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building my own longboard deck press: part 3

building my own longboard deck press: part 3

In part three of this now three part series, i go to Lowes and fill my cart with lumber, then proceed to build the nastiest wooden skateboard deck press the garage has ever seen.
building my own longboard deck press: part 2

building my own longboard deck press: part 2

In part two of this then two part series, I not only share the first press i built, but also the mold that finally made my deck ideas a reality.
building my own longboard deck press: part 1

building my own longboard deck press: part 1

join me in my struggle to produce a better longboard deck for DIY electric longboard builders.

Volusia county’s finest shot Derek in the face over some weed

they shot him in the fucking face over an alleged "217" grams of weed. he was unarmed, and no guns were in the house at all.
hands and feet on an Enertion powered DIY electric skateboard

hands and feet on an Enertion powered DIY electric skateboard

From the ordering to the shredding: here's the good, the bad, and the ugly of Enertion's DIY eboard kit.

Figuratively, I want to never use literally again

Making the case for giving Figuratively the F Word status it deserves, while dishing out truth.

sales etiquette: just give me my damned card back

Just some healthy advice for those of you not running a register for customers with eight hands. Just hand me the card back. Christ.
Game of Thrones, guest starring Regan MacNeil

Game of Thrones, guest starring Regan MacNeil

the question "what if regan macneil was to guest star in game of thrones?" is answered with the help of photoshop.

look mommy, my butt says “cute!”

yes dear, it certainly does. that's because mommy wants you to grow up an objectified piece of meat just like she is so that you can also participate in the sexually repressed yet morally corrupt playground of filth that is the dichotomy of american society.

orlando homeless step up their game

its a dangerous world out there, filled with smelly sexist assholes willing to assault your self esteem lest you hand over a cigarette immediately.
hey jerk face: sidewalk chicken ruins lives

hey jerk face: sidewalk chicken ruins lives

or at least your shirt when you lose to a arrogant power tie sporting asshole on a cellphone who is closing deals instead of watching where his overpriced leather loafers are talking him.
elevator etiquette

elevator etiquette

this simple 5 step elevator etiquette tutorial will have you on your way to not irritating the shit out of me in no time.