What's Happening

US officially declares war on doing what you want with what you already own

A bill passed unanimously in Washington today that will keep US citizens from actually owning anything at all, but more importantly, it will keep the nefarious citizenry from engaging in do-it-yourself modifications to items they have purchased.

new study confirms that people are incapable of not consuming the entire sidewalk

Although commonly suspected by millions of Americans already, the idea that groups of self serving assholes on their lunch breaks experience an imperative and desperate need to not have anyone walking directly in front of them was only just proven today by a team of high-fiving Sunny-D guzzling clipboard mongers in white coats.

the chilling effects of modern social media on free speech

or, as an alternate title, "why i can't post whatever i damn well please"; my state of the net address relating to social posting and blogging.

the irrelevancy of sexual orientation

Entirely too much focus has been given to the sexual orientation of people by the media. It is my opinion that a person's sexual orientation is irrelevant beyond the boundaries of the relationship that the person is in. Unfortunately, very few people seem to feel this way. Unfortunately there are still fag hating cross burning bigots out there who give us reason to glorify the fact that two guys are are in love. You know, in the name of equal rights and all that.
episode 11 : just want my multiplayer, bro

episode 11 : just want my multiplayer, bro

sometimes you just want some answers. doesn't everyone?
gentlemen: stand up for your fruit juice and liquor

gentlemen: stand up for your fruit juice and liquor

dudes! stand of your fruit & liquor! chix think they got this shit all t themselves! fuck that!
episode 10 : the waiting game

episode 10 : the waiting game

sometimes waiting around can be a messy affair
episode 9 : lousy documentation

episode 9 : lousy documentation

sometimes you should expect more from people
episode 8 : the longcat summoning

episode 8 : the longcat summoning

questions, answers, online deities... the eight installment of the comic about the cat food factory
episode 7 : fall of felinix

episode 7 : fall of felinix

the drama continues at the shiny cat cat food factory
episode 6 : felinix

episode 6 : felinix

in this latest installment we learn that sometimes we get things from places we shouldn't have.
the comic about the cat food factory

the comic about the cat food factory

in here i give a little background about the comic. don't expect spoilers. i have as much of an idea where this wild ride is going to take us as you do.